The Grand Conspiracy!!!!

Introduction

After hours of research on the internet and reliable magazine articles, I have encountered the REAL truth. There is a conspiracy, a grand conspiracy, that is  unnoticed by the public, forgotten by history, and censored by the government. It spans though the ages; its makers many, powerful, and famous. This plot is of a scale that will blow your mind.

          People of the world, the man responsible for the spread of AIDS, the election of Tony Blair, Pope Benedict the XVI, the Iraq war, the horrible response to hurricane Katrina, the expansion of Wal*Mart, Global Warming, and the failure of disarmament of nuclear weapons, is none other than the president of the United States of America – Ralph Nader.

          Yes, world, Ralph Nader is the REAL president of the United States of America. He and his council of squirrels and A. I. Smurfs have been the true rulers of the United States since the election of George Bush Senior.

          Sound outrageous? Well the history of Nader’s rise to power goes all the way back to 1550 A. D. the time of Nostradamus.  Nostradamus was the greatest prophet, like ever. He predicted every big thing that ever happened, ever. Everyone knows that he was always right, but what they don’t know was that Nostradamus hid his greatest prophecy ever. That prophecy is the one I’m about to discuss with you. He predicted that Ralph Nader would one day be president and that he would cause the worst thing to ever happen.

The prophecy goes as follows:

“The land that creates the great man controlled locust,

Will have Nadar at its head (or mind).

He will rule behind closed doors.

And he will provoke the greatest of great shames.”

These words compile the “untouchable” prophecy. Though hidden from most eyes, its words have profoundly changed the course of history.

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