The “Nadar” Is Put Into Power

Just after Watergate the Untouchable Prophecy resurfaced again. Unfortunately, it had fallen into the wrong hands. The Anti-American Slavs, Zen-Buddhist, and the Ferengi Aliens got together with the Masons (no one is sure why the Masons got involved with the conspiracy). Their plan was to find and bring the “Nadar” to power. Why? The Zen-Buddhist hated the Americans materialism and wanted to spite the American corporate monsters of the West. The Communist Slavs were bitter from the Cold War and some Slav still wanted communism. They hated capitalistic American and wanted the USSR to win that Cold War. The Ferengi and the Masons were there because they were cool and because it was a conspiracy, the grand conspiracy, and no good conspiracy can exist without Masons or Aliens as proven by this balanced chemical equation.

Aliens or Masons + plans <=> conspiracy + controversial energy

So all of them, together, went looking for the “Nadar.” It was then that they came across Ralph Nader who had ran for president many times and lost. He was like the Chuck Norris of presidential candidates and he needed help. The five parties with their combined forces made Nader the real president of the United States though the use of mind controlling technology.

Since Zen-Buddhists were smart Asians, and Ferengi economically thrifty, and Slavs ruthless and linguistically unique, and Mason just really, really, cool, they made “Shut Bilska.” It was the first revolutionary, remote controlled, microscopic, psychedelic, mind-controlling, smart chip. They used this to control both President Bushes and Bill Clinton.