Conclusion Part 1

          After all of this, I believe the Untouchable Prophecy is some where hidden in Area 51. Since it holds such stuff like Star War’s caliber technology, aliens, and nukes, that it most likely has the Untouchable Prophecy.

          As for Ralph Nader, he has been president for over 18 years. He, each year, runs to be president just for the thrill of things. He is the Chuck Norris of the political world. He’s also like Dark Vader because his right leg and left arm are made out of Sn, Tin. He also has gone crazy in the last few years because of his council. The Zen-Buddhist, Jews, Mason, and Slavs purposely made Nader’s advisors squirrels and robotic Smurfs just so he’d screw up the U.S.A. It’s a wonder that the country is still standing. After all the horrible disasters Nader has done, you’d think the Union would have fallen apart.

          But it is still all Nader’s fault. He has done many horrible things. He made Wal*Mart the monstrous corporation it is today; he, signal handedly, spread AIDS to all four corners of the globe; he made Pope Benedict XVI and Tony Blair who they are today and started the Iraq War; with his pro-Global Warming, pro-nuclear weapon and anti-New Orleans policies he’s worse that Keanu Reeves. Worse yet the Untouchable Prophecy is unclear about what the greatest of great shames is; this leaves Nader the opportunity to do more hideous, atrocious, unspeakable things.

          So why do I believe all of this? Because I’m not a n00b. For all of you who don’t believe me you’re all n00bs. You’re such n00bs that you should wear a shirt, and wear a sign, and write on your forehead, and tattoo your shoulder with the words, “I’m a pussy n00b.” That’s how much a n00b you have to be not to believe me. But before you leave a n00b, hear me out.