Episode One (intro)

 

Characters involved: Narrator, British Guy, Slow Speaking Historian, Alarmist, Reasonable Female historian, French Guy, French Accent.

 

N: The internet.

It is a vast network filled with an astronomical amount of information. Most of this information goes unnoticed

but one document has serviced out of the internet rumble. Its words have sparked controversy that has divided the Historical Community into two.

 

SIH: There appears to be a schism in the historical community. One side thinks that we are safe – (long pause) the other thinks

that we the public are in danger form our own governments that are supposed to be protecting us. The ladder of the two

believes n the “Grand Conspiracy.”

 

N: The Grand Conspiracy. What is the Grand Conspiracy? Who does it involve? Who believes in it?

 

ALM: I believe in the Grand Conspiracy. Yes I believe that Nostradamus wrote the Untouchable Prophecy.

I believe that

the Untouchable Prophecy has been out—of the public eye—until now—that is. I also believe that Ralph Nader is the real president of the U.S. Yes, I believe.

 

BG: The Grand Conspiracy as written by “RED” centers on two pivotal people:

Nostradamus and Ralph Nader, supposedly. The Untouchable Prophecy, like all Nostradamus’s prophecies, was vague.

 

ALM: He as only off by a letter. I mean look at the “Hister” prophecy. It clear refers to Hitler.

 

N: Nostradamus, Ralph Nader, and the Untouchable Prophecy. What are these things? How are they related? (pause) Michel de Nostredame, later called Nostradamus, was a man that lived during the early and middle 1500’s.

Originally a doctor, he became an almanac,

and wrote many successful books: The most famous one being, Les Propheties.

In this book, were many “quatrains” or four-lined poems. Many people believe that these poems

depicted many of histories life changing events and the future.

However the Grand Conspiracy takes this scenario one step further. They propose that Nostradamus did not publish all his quatrains.

They believe that one of these poems was hidden away, only to cause some of the most momentous events in history. The Grand Conspiracists believe that finally the words of this Untouchable Prophecy have been disclosed for all the public to see.

 

FRENCH ACCENT: The land that creates the great man controlled locust,

Will have Nadar at its head (or mind).

He will rule behind closed doors.

And he will provoke the greatest of great shames.

 

RFH: Nostradamus was of course vague. We must keep in mind that the locust, the Nadar, and the Great Shame, can be anything we want it too. However history has proven that little of this mattered. Most people were in search of the Untouchable Prophecy and in search of the Nadar.

 

N: The Nadar. People today think that the Nadar refers to Ralph Nader, but people could be wrong. According to the Grand Conspiracy, it wouldn’t be the first time.

 

FREN: In accordance with the Grand Conspiracists, the first major thing caused by the Untouchable Prophecy was the Catholic Church schism in the mid 1500’s. Martin Luther, founder of the Protestant church saw the Catholic Cardinal as the Nadar.

 

BG: According to the Grand Conspiracists,

it wasn’t a bad guess. CARDINAL with out the L, I, C, can be rearranged to spell Nadar.

Nostradamus often used anagrams in his work. One famous example is the quatrain 8.1 were he writes of Pau.Nay.Loron as this fiery leader that will become imprisoned. Rearrange the Pau.Nay.Loron and you get the name Napoleon.

 

FREN: Now not everyone involved with the Grand Conspiracy was in search of the Nadar. Most people didn’t know what the Untouchable Prophecy said. These people were in search of the Untouchable Prophecy. Not everyone was successful in their efforts. (pause) The first failure of course was from the British—of course.

 

Spanish Dub: Spain knew of the Untouchable Prophecy. She never knew what it said but she knew enough to flaunt it. Spain in the 1500 and 1600 hid and boosted about many things, Chocolate, spices… However no one thought that there would be a price to pay for telling such lies.

 

Spanish: (translate)

 

BG: Sir Francis Drake. Avid pirate, very successful. In search of the Untouchable Prophecy though out his whole career. If Queen Elizabeth had known… the repercussions could have been monstrous.

Could have launched a second war, could have sparked so much conflict… It’s a good thing that he kept it secret.

 

ALM: Now only a few people knew of One: the Untouchable Prophecy existence and two: its contents.

Many governments and people would hear of the Untouchable Prophecy and then because it was a secret—no one would tell so they would die and take the secret to the grave. So you have the Pilgrims as an example.

 

SIH: The pilgrims knew of the Untouchable Prophecy contents but they did not possess the Untouchable Prophecy. They, as a people, felt that the Nadar was in Europe.

 

RFH: Now some say that they, the Pilgrims, engraved the Untouchable Prophecy’s words into Plymouth Rock,

only to be chiseled out of the rock and hidden in some place in New England.

 

BG: Well, you must understand that the Pilgrims were Puritans—PURE-i-tans. Now these people were very pious—very strict and a devious,

wicked, shrouded in witchcraft prophecy, did not belong in a Pilgrim society.

 

SIH: They had to get rid of it. You can not have that kind of irreverence in a pious society.

 

RFH: Now the pilgrims supposedly hid it but there really is no evidence that the Pilgrims ever made such a thing.

Yet it’s still not impossible.

None of it is impossible,

that is why the Untouchable Prophecy and the Grand Conspiracy are alive today.

 

N: So the Grand Conspiracy. A tale about a hidden Untouchable Prophecy that has been sought after though out the ages. It’s quite the radical tale, but as the expert have said none of this story is impossible. As we continue our program you may find that some details of the Grand Conspiracy are ridiculous while others are strangely, eerily plausible if not probable. (pause) The Untouchable Prophecy’s influence in France, next on Grand Conspiracy—Exposed.

 

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