Episode Six
Characters involved: Narrator, British Guy, Alarmist, Slavic Historian, Incredibly Nerdy Guy, Asian Culturist, Reasonable Female Historian, Weird Speaking Historian
Factoid: Princess Diana had wanted to tell people about the Untouchable Prophecy. She was killed in a tragic before she was able to spread the word. Grand Conspiracists are not sure whether her death was an accident.
N: By now the Untouchable Prophecy contents was known by a select few. Most of these people were out to destroy the Nadar but some wanted to find the Nadar for the opposite reason. They wanted to find the Nadar and bring him to power.
BG: According to RED. There are four groups responsible for bring the Nadar or Ralph Nadar to power. The Slavs, the Zen-Buddhist Monks, The Ferengi Aliens like those in Star Trek, and the Mansions.
AH: Why would the Zen Buddhists be involved with the rise of Ralph Nader? Well, you must understand that Zen is about enlightenment. Zen preached to us that you are to be unselfish. One can not reach enlightenment if they are attached to early possessions. Now America is a land of materialism, capitalism, and a land corrupted by the over present dollar. The Zen Buddhist hoped to correct this by placing the Nadar in power.
SEH: Why are you asking me this? It is obvious why the Slavs put Nader into power. To spite the American capitalist scum! Those Ninny Americans were beating Soviet Russia in the Cold War. What better way to spite the Americans then to place the Nadar into power!?!
ALM: And of course the Aliens and the Mansions had to get involved. It’s a conspiracy for crying out loud, and not just any conspiracy, the Grand Conspiracy. What good conspiracy doesn’t involve Alien or Mansions?
RFH: Now some say that the Ferengi as mention by RED were not Aliens but an illusion to Jews—but this can’t be proven.
ALM: With the combined powers, they were able not only or find out that Nader was the Nadar as foretold by Nostradamus, but able to bring him to power.
ING: Shut Bilska, one of the most powerful devices every made. The Zen-Buddhists were smart—given that they were Asians. The Ferengi were good enough with budgeting and money and the Slavs could get everything the group need though their Soviet connections. As for the Mansions—well they were just really cool… yah.
SEH: Shut Bilska was a revolutionary mind controlling chip that could be insert in the back of the neck. They used this to control Bush Senior and Junior and Bill Clinton.
ING: Shut Bilska was the first revolutionary, remote controlled, microscopic, psychedelic, mind-controlling, smart chip. With Slavic technology and Asian brain power and alien funding and Mansion cool-ary, they made a wonder for the world to behold.
ALM: As the Mansions, Zen-Buddhist, the Ferengi, and Slavs were doing this they also were encoding the Untouchable Prophecy contents in the 1980 scholastic test for whatever reason. Only some one who got all the writing questions right could crack the code. Very few people could get all the questions right never mind crack the code. However a 17 year old Dan Brown was taking the test that day.
SIH: Dan Brown cracked the code in 1980. He then did enormous amounts of research and set to write a book about the Untouchable Prophecy.
ING: However like the Nixon administration, the Clinton Administration under the control by Nader and the makers of Shut Bilska got word and threaten Dan Brown. They threatened to destroy him. We wouldn’t be able to right his dream book instead he decided to write the Da Vinci Code instead. And since the book mad a lot of money and a lot of fame and sparked a lot of controversy he no longer cared about the Untouchable Prophecy. You can really see how history repeats itself.
N: So the Nader is in power, according to the Grand Conspiracist. But now that he’s in charge what has he done? And more important what shameful crime has he committed and why? The alleged crimes of Ralph Nader next on the grand Conspiracy—Exposed.