Episode Seven
Characters involved: Narrator, Camera man, Incredibly Nerdy Guy, Alarmist, Anti-Alarmist, some one else.
Factoid: The internet has been the most life changing medium ever invented. No other invention has caused so much social change in such a short period of time.
N: The Greatest of great shames: according to Nostradamus’s Untouchable Prophecy a leader named the Nadar would commit such an offense. The Grand Conspiracists, people who believe in the validity of the Untouchable Prophecy believe that Ralph Nader is the Nadar and the he is in power as we speak. Despite all this it is difficult to ascertain what the greatest of great shames is or will be. Because of this ambiguity a small, although prominent, group of historians have surprisingly challenge not just the Grand Conspiracy but the validity and the existence of the Untouchable Prophecy itself.
*BLAH: RED has many crimes listed out on his website. Some of the lesser shames include the Success of Pope Benedict 16th and Tony Blair. I didn’t know why RED considered these acts crimes but I have no right to judge.
ALM: Ralph Nader has increased Global warming, promoted the AIDS pandemic, started the Iraq war, is responsible for the horrible response to hurricane Katrina, and his policies has helped the expansion of Wal*Mart. But maybe worse of all is Proliferation policies. He has encouraged the spread of nuclear technology to country like Israel, North Korea, and Iran. Some people blame him for other things but these crimes are pretty universal though out the Grand Conspiracists community.
ING: The Campaign Nader Runs is the complete opposite of his true policies. Don’t you see—he does it for fun. The Mockery of it all!! Don’t you see? His advisors aren’t people. The makers of Shut Bilska purposely made Nader’s advisors bad so he would commit the greatest of great shames.
CAMERA MAN: (small voice): who are his advisors?
ING: His advisors are squirrels, Squirrels and robotic Smurfs. Honestly.
ANTI: Now the Grand Conspiracists have gone too far. Smurfs? Squirrels? How is this possible?
*BLAH: It’s the government. The Government does things we can’t imagine, know things about us that we don’t know about ourselves, and hide things so well that we can’t even guess what the truth is. Before, the world had publishers. If a writer wanted to write a book about something—they’d have to go to the publishers. The publishers got to decide what book were published and what newspaper articles were printed. But the problem with that is publishers are easy targets for the Government and for big business. If they publish something that wasn’t popular, the company sank. If they publish something that was too dangerous, the government could sneakily shut them down. So the publisher would print censored stories and pony them off as truth and the public believed these articles to be true. This all changed with the popularization of the internet. Now writer could publish what ever they felt the truth was, by them. They don’t have to seek out some money hungry government fearing publisher. This is why the Untouchable Prophecy seems so incredible. We, as a society are so accustomed to censorship that when the truth is published, when we see reality for what it is, it look like a lie.
ANTI: It’s all a lie!!! How could anyone believe any of this! Chances are if it said on the internet it’s a lie!!!
ING: Don’t believe the n00bs. They are just another form of the government control. They want you to believe the obvious. Their tongues are the vicious “Shut Bilska” of the totalitarian, cooperate mongrels that try to rule this world!
ALM: Before we just yell our head off lets go through the facts, historically. Let’s examine the important events and compare the text book to the Grand Conspiracy and though this maybe we can discern the truth.
N: Sounds like a good idea. After the break we will go through each historical event surround the Grand Conspiracy and compare the validity of both versions of history. Then we will leave it up to you the viewer and our candidates to decide what the real truth is.